soviettart:

keysmashlesbian:

bananacreamphi:

justareallyboredfangirl:

thats-slightly-raven:

i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that

i don’t wear glasses but this post put things in perspective more than anything else ever has

#is this really what wearing glasses is like?

Yes

godofavengers:

One of my new friends: *uses their own slang that I have never used before in my life*

Me subconciously:

baku:

cutekittensarefun:

He thinks he’s being sneaky

whose being sneaky

everyonesmadhere1556:

punkmicheal:

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat

unclefather:

cutekittensarefun:

The host at our Airbnb has the most talkative cat.

That is the host

playing-hero:

lunette3002:

fashionf-u-c-ks:

None

OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.

I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.

rozsierdzona:

me daydreaming about d*ting someone and then remembering all my issues and problems which stop me from ever getting into a relationship 

b-lyn:

kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going

astrorhea:

HARD SHELL, SOFT CORE:

Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Leo, Gemini, Cancer

SOFT SHELL, HARD CORE:

Pisces, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Libra, Aries, Taurus

pirategf:

pirategf:

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that